今天，我前女友大老远地地从佛罗里达回到加州来看我。当我问到她准备住哪的时候，她建议我俩去酒店开房一起睡，所以我在一家昂贵的酒店里订了两晚的房。结果，她是来报复我和他分手的，当然也不会去酒店了。
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今天,我和我老公还有三岁的女儿去一个小店。在收银台前，我想亲她一下，但是她不愿意。我问她为什么，她大声说：”昨天晚上爸爸的鸡鸡在那里“，那是一个很小的商店，每个人都可以听到她的声音。FML
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