今天一个同学告诉我教授的一个怪癖，就是说完一句话之后都会咂咂嘴，这我从来都没有注意到。但是现在我完全不能专心听课，会一定盯着教授做那怪异的咂嘴动作。FML。
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今天,我和我老公还有三岁的女儿去一个小店。在收银台前，我想亲她一下，但是她不愿意。我问她为什么，她大声说：”昨天晚上爸爸的鸡鸡在那里“，那是一个很小的商店，每个人都可以听到她的声音。FML
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